Monday, August 07, 2006

Robot chew-toys

Robot chew-toys

Iranian UAV sent toward Tel Aviv carrying about 80 lbs. of explosive.

Now, the Meccan puppy-kickers are using robots to try to blow up little girls and grandparents, finding face to face conflict far too punishing, and using the crude weapons their crude intellects are able to construct too ineffective. Ooooh, such brave warriors of Islam are they. True representatives of the honor of Moohamid and the bravery of the Persian camel-lovers.

If those are the new rules of engagement, then let them be reciprocal. Time for the Infidel Puppies to throw the robot playtoys they invented at the followers of the Profit. Time for automated infidel puppy chew-toys to fly gleefully towards Tehran and Damascus, and detonate over madrasses, mosques, and rug-trading merchant centers.

Don't kick puppies. It's wrong. Puppies are sweet. Puppies are tough. Puppies grow up, and grow angry, and grow teeth. Robotic, GPS and laser-guided teeth that really, really hurt, and aren't swayed by fake photos,
lying death cult PR stunts, or UN votes.

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