British Muslims told to face up to terrorism, plug ears and say "Allah Aqbar" in response

In a shocking display of "no shit, Sherlock", Lord Stevens of the UK said "When will the Muslim community in this country accept an absolute, undeniable, total truth: that Islamic terrorism is their problem?"

"Of course, there'll be instant squealings that this is racism. It's not," Lord Stevens insisted.
"It's exactly the same as recognising that, during the Northern Ireland troubles that left thousands dead, the IRA were totally based in the Catholic community and the UVF in the Protestant."

In response to this simple statement of flawless logic and obvious truth, several dozen non-terrorist, non-fascist, non-fanatical Muslims strapped bombs to their dogs and played Frisbee with them in Hyde park, injuring hundreds. British police are currently questioning Northern Irish Catholics regarding the tragedy.