Puppies issue a FAQwah
Infidel Puppies FAQ
Q: Is Infidel Puppies a racist blog, group, or philosophy?
A: Infidel Puppies is pro-America, pro-Israel, and vehemently anti-Islamic. Race is irrelevent, only culture and reason count. Infidel Puppies like playing in America because it is the most rockin' playground on earth with all the coolest chew-toys and the widest selection of puppy treats available anywhere. Infidel Puppies hate Islam, because it destroys everyone else's toys, steals puppy treats, and kills puppies.
Q: Did you just say "Anti-Islamic"? Isn't that judgemental and bigotted?
A: It sure is. Infidel Puppies smell death all over Islam. Islam smells like a rotten corpse full of razor blades. Grrrr...
Q: Why do Infidel Puppies hate Islam?
A: Infidel Puppies hate all lies, frauds, liars, and fraudsters. Islam happens to be a systematic lying fraud that demands lying fraud at the point of a sword. Grrr...
Q: Do you have a problem with some Muslims, or all of Islam?
A: All of Islam. Individual Muslims can be converted, reclaimed, reprogrammed, or killed. Individual Muslims are a finite series of problems to which a series of solutions is applicable. Islam is a problem of constantly expanding scope, and it, not individual Muslims, is the core of expanding evil on Earth.
Q: Are you Islamophobic?
A: Grrrr.....yes we are Islamophobic. It is rational to fear something that might settle to just enslave you, but will more than likely laugh as it blows up your doctors and teachers, and cuts off the heads of your children.
Q: So you are a hate-speech hate-site?
A: Yes. Unlike Little Green Footballs, jihad Watch, or other rational but narrow becons of warning about the dangers of fundamentalist Wahhabist influence and action, Infidel Puppies hate Islam. All of Islam, in all its murder-glorifying, God-blaspheming, pedophile-worshipping infamy. Puppies consider every Muslim an enemy of freedom, a likely traitor, and a possible murderer-in-training. Don't like it? Read history, use the enclosed form to order 1 Disturbing, King-sized Clue.
Q: Are you just ignorant of Islam?
A: Unfortunately for the apologists like CAIR, no. The Puppies know Islam better than most Muslims. When Muslims learn the Satanic truth about their religion to the depth the Puppies have, they leave it, either by conversion or detonation.
Q: Aren't you committing hate crimes by saying all that hate-speech?
A: Hate is not a crime. The hair raises on the back of our necks whenever we hear or see or read about Muslims. We growl, knowing the intent of their blighted, twisted hearts: "Kill all Puppies!" they are thinking. We feel it. We fear and hate them. Grrr...
Q: So you hate Muslims?
A: Infidel Puppies are emotional mirrors. If you hate us, we hate you. If you love us, we love you. Islam makes us growl, and lunge for the throat. They march in the streets, screaming "Death to Puppies", and carry pictures of men who murder puppies as their heros. What sort of sick freaks worship puppy killers?
Q: Do you advocate violence against Muslims?
A: We advocate pre-emptive violence against those who state violent intention and have a history of initiation of agression. We advocate a reciprocal holocaust for everyone who calls for a holocaust against the Jews. We call for revoking the human rights of those who do not publicly proclaim unconditional protection of human rights for Christians and Jews in particular, and humanity in general.
Q: Don't you differenciate between Sunnis and Shiites, between jihadists and the rest of the Religion of Peace?
A: Puppy-kickers should be bitten in the throat and groin. There is no special consideration for what color rags they wear.
Q: Are you making threats?
A: We are making a reciprocal assertion of ill-will. The FBI and any other American law enforcement or invistigative organization is welcome to play with the Infidel Puppies any time, any where, at thier convenience.
Q: What if CAIR, the ACLU, or some other terrorist/communist anti-American fifth column scumbag front organization sues you for defamation?
A: Sue puppies? That's just mean. And really silly. Makes you wonder about the level of sanity of someone that that would sue a puppy though, right?
Q: Are you afraid of death threats? What if the one of the imams of the Religion of Peace calls for your death, like they did for those Danish cartoonists?
A: Look, a ball! Let's play! (tails wag, eyes focus, we bark in anticipation)
Q: Is Infidel Puppies a racist blog, group, or philosophy?
A: Infidel Puppies is pro-America, pro-Israel, and vehemently anti-Islamic. Race is irrelevent, only culture and reason count. Infidel Puppies like playing in America because it is the most rockin' playground on earth with all the coolest chew-toys and the widest selection of puppy treats available anywhere. Infidel Puppies hate Islam, because it destroys everyone else's toys, steals puppy treats, and kills puppies.
Q: Did you just say "Anti-Islamic"? Isn't that judgemental and bigotted?
A: It sure is. Infidel Puppies smell death all over Islam. Islam smells like a rotten corpse full of razor blades. Grrrr...
Q: Why do Infidel Puppies hate Islam?
A: Infidel Puppies hate all lies, frauds, liars, and fraudsters. Islam happens to be a systematic lying fraud that demands lying fraud at the point of a sword. Grrr...
Q: Do you have a problem with some Muslims, or all of Islam?
A: All of Islam. Individual Muslims can be converted, reclaimed, reprogrammed, or killed. Individual Muslims are a finite series of problems to which a series of solutions is applicable. Islam is a problem of constantly expanding scope, and it, not individual Muslims, is the core of expanding evil on Earth.
Q: Are you Islamophobic?
A: Grrrr.....yes we are Islamophobic. It is rational to fear something that might settle to just enslave you, but will more than likely laugh as it blows up your doctors and teachers, and cuts off the heads of your children.
Q: So you are a hate-speech hate-site?
A: Yes. Unlike Little Green Footballs, jihad Watch, or other rational but narrow becons of warning about the dangers of fundamentalist Wahhabist influence and action, Infidel Puppies hate Islam. All of Islam, in all its murder-glorifying, God-blaspheming, pedophile-worshipping infamy. Puppies consider every Muslim an enemy of freedom, a likely traitor, and a possible murderer-in-training. Don't like it? Read history, use the enclosed form to order 1 Disturbing, King-sized Clue.
Q: Are you just ignorant of Islam?
A: Unfortunately for the apologists like CAIR, no. The Puppies know Islam better than most Muslims. When Muslims learn the Satanic truth about their religion to the depth the Puppies have, they leave it, either by conversion or detonation.
Q: Aren't you committing hate crimes by saying all that hate-speech?
A: Hate is not a crime. The hair raises on the back of our necks whenever we hear or see or read about Muslims. We growl, knowing the intent of their blighted, twisted hearts: "Kill all Puppies!" they are thinking. We feel it. We fear and hate them. Grrr...
Q: So you hate Muslims?
A: Infidel Puppies are emotional mirrors. If you hate us, we hate you. If you love us, we love you. Islam makes us growl, and lunge for the throat. They march in the streets, screaming "Death to Puppies", and carry pictures of men who murder puppies as their heros. What sort of sick freaks worship puppy killers?
Q: Do you advocate violence against Muslims?
A: We advocate pre-emptive violence against those who state violent intention and have a history of initiation of agression. We advocate a reciprocal holocaust for everyone who calls for a holocaust against the Jews. We call for revoking the human rights of those who do not publicly proclaim unconditional protection of human rights for Christians and Jews in particular, and humanity in general.
Q: Don't you differenciate between Sunnis and Shiites, between jihadists and the rest of the Religion of Peace?
A: Puppy-kickers should be bitten in the throat and groin. There is no special consideration for what color rags they wear.
Q: Are you making threats?
A: We are making a reciprocal assertion of ill-will. The FBI and any other American law enforcement or invistigative organization is welcome to play with the Infidel Puppies any time, any where, at thier convenience.
Q: What if CAIR, the ACLU, or some other terrorist/communist anti-American fifth column scumbag front organization sues you for defamation?
A: Sue puppies? That's just mean. And really silly. Makes you wonder about the level of sanity of someone that that would sue a puppy though, right?
Q: Are you afraid of death threats? What if the one of the imams of the Religion of Peace calls for your death, like they did for those Danish cartoonists?
A: Look, a ball! Let's play! (tails wag, eyes focus, we bark in anticipation)
posted by I the People at Wednesday, August 09, 2006
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